Swiftline Couriers Ltd switch Not a live product

4 of the 9 things an assistant can do here are about you, and none of them work until you say so

The other 5 read Companies House, your public website and published rates. Nobody needs your permission to read a public record, so those are open to any assistant, right now, with no account and no key. Your equipment, your bank statements and your claim are a different thing, and they are behind a key only you can hand out.

5 tools

The public record and published rates. Any assistant can add this endpoint and call them today.

4 tools

Your register, your position, your ledger and your claim. Absent from the list until a key is presented.

12 hours

No key for a demo business is written down, so there is nobody to take one back. Running out is how one is withdrawn.

Give an assistant permission

A key names one business and one job. There is no key that covers a book of clients, because an accountant acting for five businesses holds five of them: each client says yes for themselves. Nowhere in this product can a practice make a key for a client.

An assistant working for you

Everything, including opening a claim and answering on it. It is your business and your claim, so nothing is withheld from you.

Tools
9 of 9
Can open a claim
Yes
Covers
Swiftline Couriers Ltd, and no other business

An assistant working for your accountant

Your position and your equipment, so they can spot a gap and tell you about it. Not your claim. A practice that fills in a significant part of a claim form for a client is assisting in the administration of a contract of insurance, which is a regulated activity, so those two tools are missing from the list rather than refused inside it.

Tools
7 of 9
Can open a claim
No, and no key can
Covers
Swiftline Couriers Ltd, and no other business

A key for a demo business is a signed sentence that nothing writes down. It runs out after 12 hours and it cannot be withdrawn before then, because this business belongs to nobody and there is nobody to take it back. A business on an account gets a key that can be ended.

What that looks like

A real exchange against Swiftline Couriers Ltd. Every figure and every tool return below is produced by the engine when this page loads, so it cannot drift from what the tools actually answer, and a test fails if it names a tool that does not exist. The calls are shown because a chat client hides them.

Business owner
I run Swiftline Couriers Ltd. Am I insured properly?
Agent
I can check that from the public record without any permission from you. Running the audit now.
→ audit_company({"query":"Swiftline Couriers Ltd"}) ← { "trade": "courier", "trade_confidence": "high", "turnover_band": "150k_200k", "employees": 1, "needs": 3, "urgent_findings": 1, "profile_id": "audit_sxzrgq" }
Agent
Two things stand out. First, employers' liability is legally required and is not held. Wages are going out of the ledger, so at least one person is employed. A ledger cannot show how many, so the headcount still needs confirming. The Employers' Liability (Compulsory Insurance) Act 1969 makes cover a duty from the first employee and sets the floor at £5,000,000. Most policies are written at £10,000,000.
→ get_needs({"profile_id":"audit_sxzrgq"}) ← [ { "product": "employers_liability", "basis": "legal", "level": "£10,000,000", "needs_confirmation": true }, { "product": "public_liability", "basis": "exposure", "level": "£1,000,000", "needs_confirmation": false }, { "product": "legal_expenses", "basis": "recommended", "level": null, "needs_confirmation": true } ]
Business owner
What would it cost to put right?
Agent
Indicatively £23.79 to £37.21 a month across 3 products, banded from published rates. That is an estimate, not a quote, and it assumes the facts I extracted are right. There are 2 things I would want you to confirm first, starting with whether you are a courier. To actually buy, I will hand you to Admiral's own journey: I cannot bind cover.
→ get_indicative_quote({"profile_id":"audit_sxzrgq"}) ← { "monthly_low": 23.79, "monthly_high": 37.21, "annual_low": 285.48, "annual_high": 446.52, "disclaimer": "Illustrative only. This is a statement of demands and needs based on public records and information you confirm, not a personal recommendation or a quote. Prices are banded estimates derived from published rates and are not an offer of cover.", "bind_url": "https://www.admiralbusiness.com/ (human-gated)" }

The endpoint is https://itspickle.app/mcp, JSON-RPC over POST. Add it to any assistant that speaks MCP and the first 5 tools answer immediately. Your register is what the third call above was reading.

Your claim never has to be handed over at all

No claim is written down here, so a claim is not a record on a server. It is an address. The kind of loss and every answer live in the link itself, which means an assistant can put the whole claim together, and then give it to you to read and send. It is not acting for you at that point. It is handing you a page.

What the assistant assembled

3 of 5 answered
Items it did not have to ask about
0 of 0, worth £0 at replacement value
Receipts it did not have to request
0, already on the register before the loss
Questions it did have to ask
5, because a register cannot say when, where or how
What it could not do
Send it. That is a person pressing a button on the page below

No register was available, so every item and proof of purchase would need to be requested from the policyholder.

https://itspickle.app/claim?demo=swiftline-couriers&type=property_damage&ans.occurredOn=Overnight%2C+Tuesday+into+Wednesday&ans.location=Van+parked+on+the+drive+at+home&ans.circumstances=Side+door+was+forced%2C+most+of+the+kit+taken

A UK accountancy practice must not fill in all or a significant part of a claim form for a client. An assistant that assembles a claim and hands over the link has not made the claim: you have, when you read it and send it. The same rule is why the practice key has no claim tools in it.

A person decides the claim. The engine holds what is covered and what is being claimed, and has no third field to subtract them into, so there is no such number anywhere on this deployment to render, to relay, or to get wrong.

What a machine reads instead of this page

Three different readers, and they want different things. Something crawling wants text. Something driving the page wants to know which button is the point. Something holding a key wants tools. None of these is written by hand: each is generated from what the product already is.

WhereWhat it holdsWorth knowing
/llms.txt What this product is, what every screen is for, and how to act on it Generated from the same registry the navigation is built from, so it cannot describe a screen that does not exist
/mcp 9 tools over JSON-RPC, 5 of them open The tool list is a function of the key presented, so ask for it after setting the header
/api/audit The whole engine result as JSON, with every fact's source and confidence For something that wants to compute rather than read
7 screens as markdown Append .md to /audit, /register, /dashboard, /claim, /claims, /handler, /practice A second renderer over the same engine call this page makes, so neither holds the wording
A block inside the page Which form on a page is the one action, and what each field means For an assistant driving this page in a browser rather than calling the endpoint
This screen is the one an assistant cannot drive

Every page above that has something to do carries a block telling an assistant which form does it. This one deliberately does not, and the reason is the whole point of it: the form on this page is the one that hands out permission, and an assistant that could submit it would be granting itself access. Issuing a key is a person's job, so it is described to a machine nowhere and reachable by one nowhere.

Every honest limit on this prototype is in /llms.txt as well as on the pages. Leaving the caveats out of the file a machine reads would be choosing which audience gets them. A ledger handed to https://itspickle.app is read in the request that carried it and thrown away, whether you uploaded it or this fetched it from FreeAgent, and nothing here binds cover. What an account keeps is its own register, the corrections it has made, what a ledger it was given proved, and the keys it has handed out. Never the file, and never a key we could show anybody again.

Illustrative only. This is a statement of demands and needs based on public records and information you confirm, not a personal recommendation or a quote. Prices are banded estimates derived from published rates and are not an offer of cover.